100+ Funny Farewell Messages and Quotes

It will not be the same without you. It will actually be better! Farewell!

It’s a good thing you are leaving; one less person to suffer in the office. Just kidding.

It’s sad that you’re going away, because you’ll never find someone to substitute me. Good bye!

You are a great buddy, you really know how to spoil people! We are all going to miss you a lot! Wishing you great success in your future. Keep in touch.

I know that you are going to get an awesome salary in your new job but there is no guarantee that you will get awesome colleagues like us too. Do you still want to go?

Goodbye (Colleague Name)! Don’t cry! We won’t! Just kidding! You will be sorely missed.

Farewell! Go wherever you want to and don’t show me your face again unless you offer me a treat.

I hope that your next boss will hate you so much that he’ll kick you back here. Just kidding! Be good there and all the best for your new workplace.

Your leaving is a big loss for me, now who will lend me money in the last week of the month?

Wishing you a happy farewell. I hope you get a crazy boss and a bunch of crazy colleagues there.

The fact that we have to train another person to be one of us is stressing me out. Don’t leave, please.

I wish you trouble in your new office. Also, be sure to impress them as well. Good luck, man.

Having awesome colleagues is a bad habit because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving. Goodbye.

Now that you are leaving, miscellaneous expenses of the company will decrease, productivity will increase, deadlines will be met and efficiency will spike. On a serious note, the exact opposite will happen. Farewell.

Instead of saying farewell to you, I wish I could say fare-bad so that you come back and continue working with us. But I won’t… because I always wish the best for you. Farewell.

It hurts to say goodbye to you, because none will get my dark humor like you do. Farewell, buddy.

If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.

Saying goodbye to you is such a crazy thing! Promise me this is not the end of everything. I know you will always come to meet me to get some advice and remember it’s not for free! I will miss you buddy!

On the one hand, I feel happy that I no longer have to listen to your angry rants, but on the other the thought of having a new boss makes me wet my pants. Farewell.

I wish my employment contract had a clause that bound my job with yours so I could follow you wherever you go. Goodbye.

I still don’t understand why you decided to leave the company. Do you think you can have tons of fun in your new office without us? Okay, let’s see who is going to miss what.

It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.

How much more money are they giving you? Write that number down. Double it. Throw the paper away. I don’t have that kind of money, but I can bribe you with brownies, my delightful smile, jokes, and my friendship. Reconsider staying!

I wish you the very best on your new journey, my friend! The office won’t be the same without your hilarious pranks, tasty lunch, and cool outfits. Best of luck out there in the real world!

Today our team is going to lose its sense of humor and its heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes and enthusiasm.

Thank you for leaving us and going away! You are really a naughty cookie… I wish that your boss would love you as we love and accept your real attitude. Honestly, I’m gonna miss working with you. Thank you for all the inspiration! God bless!

So, now I have to do both our jobs until they find your replacement? Damn son!

It may seem a hard goodbye, but man, you are really leaving me with the crazies. I bid you adieu.

We will miss seeing you in the office. (Not really). Have a great life.

Goodbye, dear. Now as you are leaving, who will accompany my weirdness and laugh at my jokes?

Goodbye, buddy! But I am pretty sure you will be back once you realize you can’t find anyone else who laughs at your terrible jokes.

Goodbye. We won’t miss you at all. Just kidding. The office will be empty with you.

You can wish for but never find another cool set of colleagues like us. I hope you see better days in your new workplace, will miss you so much.

I will forever be mad at you for leaving me here with all this craziness. I will miss you so much, do not forget me, dear ex-colleague.

I won’t feel irritated as you leave, and the company’s profits will skyrocket! Just joking, dude! Waving you a kickass farewell for a happier future!

I know you adore me because I give such wonderful advice, but now that you are going, I will be charging per minute. Farewell, mate, Go, conquer your life!

Now that you are going, I wonder who will be our shield and protect us from the boss’s rage and rants. Best of luck with your life. See you later, alligator.

Why are you leaving? It won’t be the same anymore… Because it will be more fun. Goodbye, (colleague’s name). May you get a promotion in the first week of your work ;)

I will not talk to you for leaving me alone here unless you bring me some amazing gifts. Goodbye, (coworker’s name); I already miss you.

I have been waiting to sit on your chair for a while, thanks for finally giving me the opportunity. I hope they give you a more comfortable chair at your new office.

Goodbye! Let’s never see each other again in the future.

Curse you for leaving us while we have so much work, but we will miss you.

I wish I could tie you up in your chair and never let you go! Because jumping kangaroos like you are almost impossible to find! Wishing you a farewell that may be a skyrocket to your career!

I’m finally getting a break from your shenanigans; what a relief! Nevertheless, stay well. I might miss you a bit.

Just because we won’t see each other as much, doesn’t mean that you’re allowed to forget me. Miss me or I’ll punch you in the face.

Farewell to my best workmate! Now, as you are going, please promise me this is not the end of everything, and you will pay for my food.

I can’t believe I have to train someone to be as crazy as you are and make a mad gang again! To my crazy colleague, farewell to a crazier journey without us!

We will miss your lame jokes, your funny face and your crazy acts! Goodbye, our laughing machine! The whole office will now get quiet and peaceful!

Trust me, boss. You will regret this decision and miss us every step of the way. Goodbye to you.

Farewell, boss. We cannot wait to replace you with a new cool boss. Just kidding. There is no leader like you.

Dear Boss, we will really avoid bumping into you. Jokes apart, I will forever cherish all the memories and all the peaks we conquered as a team. Have a great life ahead of you.

Boss, can we have a day off to mourn this gaping loss? We will forever remember your kindness!

Dear boss, I wish you would cause less trouble with your new team and let them sleep peacefully at night! But do not fail to make them proud, just like we are of you as a mentor! Farewell, sir!

To the boss whose departure will cause profits to bounce and employees to relax, please be a lesser pain to new people! Jokes apart, our hearts are weeping on your departure, sir! Goodbye.

Farewell, boss. You are irreplaceable, because honestly, who will be able to scream as loud as you?

I am sorry that we caused you trouble and made the HR team look so bad, but honestly- we enjoyed doing that. No regrades, we had the best time indeed.

Goodbye boss. Now with you gone, we are going to party every day in the office.

Remember us for our brilliant works and forget about all the mess-ups. And we will remember you for your smiles, not for your screams.

Boss, we will miss doing all your work for you every day. It won’t be easy without you around, but we hope it will be better! Conveying the best regards.

Begone! Begone the man/woman who made us work so much. Just kidding. We will miss you, boss.

May you find employees as insufferable as us in your next job as well. Farewell and Good luck.

Dear boss, as you’re leaving, please don’t forget us. Keep us in your memory for all the good and hard work. Forget about the messes we’ve made. We’ll also forget your screams as well.

You’ve always been a great leader and mentor. Thank you for the wonderful times, the late nights working extra hours, and mostly for the jokes! You will be missed, boss!

All these years you have been my boss. Now that you have resigned, I cannot wait to be friends with you. Farewell, boss. Thanks for shaping me into what I am today.

Earlier, being called to your office would scare us to death. But now we might just start missing it. Goodbye, stay well and keep us in your prayers.

Farewell to my dear colleague, (name). I feared this day would come when I would have to make a speech about someone I hardly know. Just kidding! It is not possible to not know you. You are a larger-than-life person, yet you fit right into the office. I wish you all the very best in the future. Don’t forget to write to us and complain about your new office.

It is always hard to say goodbye to a close colleague. But It is easier to say farewell to you! I’m just pulling your leg. Before saying your final goodbyes, don’t forget to steal some office supplies. Also, you must brag about us to your new co-workers. Today, we lost a good one! But we wish you all the success. Thank you for the memories.

It’s a bummer that you are leaving the office and us because who’s in charge of making shitty decisions and making everyone else suffer now? Sorry, cannot just bid you goodbye while saying good things, we aren’t basic. But thank you, for your service. We will surely miss you.

Still wondering what will I do now at my break time as you are leaving! It must be tougher for you because you won’t be getting such awesome colleagues there- our condolences on this. Have an okayish time here while sobbing on our Whatsapp group.

Dear colleague, what a tragedy that you have to deal with peasants now at your new office and not such mighty colleagues. We will miss trying to avoid and annoy you- but hey, don’t be sad. We will surely join on laughing at your new colleagues. After all, we are work buddies for life.

Do you think you will get rid of me if I say farewell? No buddy, it’s “see you soon” I will be visiting you soon, so you never forget my beautiful face. Now, leave!

What a relief that we won’t have to suffer with your obnoxious jokes anymore in the office- we are saved, and our prayers have been answered finally. But for real, going to miss you, our dear colleague. Thanks for making us live at stressful times.

Make sure you all take care of my memories until I return to retrieve them. Anyway, Goodbye everyone, don’t miss me much!

I thought you were all gonna cry for me to stay! I am a little sad now.

I hope the new worker laughs at your boring bad jokes! Goodbye, Everyone! Stay well, and Take care!

I am grateful for all my work colleagues, and it saddens me to say goodbye to you all. Even though I don’t remember everyone’s name, it doesn’t mean I do not care about you.

Work life can be tedious if you don’t have good colleagues. Hence, my work life here was tedious. Jokes aside, I can proudly say you guys helped me achieve something. Goodbye everyone!

I’m at last out of this hell. The time has finally arrived for me to say goodbye to my crazy coworkers. My sincere apologies for having to say goodbye to you.

Going into the unknown for the first time. Farewell, buddies. I hope you all keep up the incredible job!

Finally free from this hell. Goodbye, my fellow colleagues. Goodbye, my dear boss.

I am out of here, for real. Never coming back. But I might miss this place sometimes.

I gotta leave. Kids, don’t get into trouble. You ought to all succeed in everything you do.

Now you all gotta call by yourself to order pizza. Finally, I get to retire from this position.

I want to say my goodbyes to you all and thank you for not making my life a living hell while I worked here. It is true that without you, I would’ve gotten more work done.

This is my farewell message to my work colleagues, who made my life extra hard. I will always remember you till I get to know my new colleagues.

“A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.” – Helen Rowland

We really believe leaving this company is the first big step into a great future for you. We wish you lots of success.

“Goodbye, (Colleague’s Name)! May your new job be as amazing as you pretended this one was.”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

We were planning to throw you an amazing party next month and shower you with heaps of gifts but now that you’re leaving that’s not going to happen. So let us know if you change your mind. Farewell.

“Farewell, colleagues! Remember, the elevator to success is out of order; you’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time!” – Joe Girard

“My colleagues may be sad that I’m leaving, but their livers will be grateful.” – Unknown

Dear, I hope our mischiefs didn’t shoot you away! Farewell, and best wishes for your new journey!

Without a fun-loving co-worker like you, our after-work drinks will turn sober, quiet, and slightly more sophisticated. Goodbye buddy, we will miss you.

Now that you have stepped down as ship captain, who will sail us through choppy waters? Goodbye!

We wish you lots of money and a loving boss in the coming future. So go now and never come back! Best of luck.

Thank you.. It touches me. Yeah, true friendship will never die. I really appreciate this. Awesome and really cool. I like it a lot. But it’s pretty sad to realize that I’m not gonna see my best friend for a long time.

“Don’t be sad because it’s over; smile because your workload just got a little lighter!” – Dr. Seuss

I’m a little bit sad hearing that you will no longer be our boss but on the other hand, I’m happy to know that for sure you will be a good set of example in your new office as what you have shown to us. More power and God bless you!

Dear boss, in your new job, you will realize that dealing with us has never been a fuss when you come across more annoying employees than us. Farewell, dear boss.

“Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow